With a name like Celeste Olalquiaga she has to be good

Understatement.

Man, to think I get miffed when my little five letter last name with its one measly vowel smack in the middle is misspelled — what do you think happens when people try to figure out Ms. Olalquiaga's?

I'll bet you it's not pretty.

But I digress.

She's the author of the books "Megalopolis: Contemporary Cultural Sensibilities" and "The Artificial Kingdom: A Treasury of the Kitsch Experience."

According to the contributors page of the latest issue of Cabinet magazine, "She is currently writing a book on petrification."

The capsule biography goes on to suggest that you "visit 'Celeste's World'

at www.celesteolalquiaga.com."

You know me: as soon as somebody says jump I'm in the mud room putting on my Air Jordans.

I had a few free moments so I moseyed on over to Celeste's patch of virtual real estate.

I'll never be the same.

Try it — you might not like it but you won't leave the same person you were on the way in.

Trust me....