MorphWorld: Brooke Hogan into Cameron Diaz

It just hit me while I was watching the new video of Ms. Hogan's first single, "About Us," on VH1.

Ms. Hogan is pictured above, Ms. Diaz below.

I haven't any idea whether the song itself is any good or not 'cause I watch VH1 MOS (mit out sound).

Every day VH1 shows hours of "Hogan Knows Best" so I'm quiet familiar with the goings-on of the Hogan family, Ms. Hogan's hip hop dance lessons and all, repeated ad infinitum.

But I had no idea she was actually making a real album and all from the silent version of the TV show — there's only so much you can absorb from a TV picture while you're walking along on your treadmill, listening to "The Who Sells Out" at volume 10/10 and creating bookofjoe.

Anyway.

I used to think Cameron Diaz's nose was the result of plastic surgery gone bad until I had the crack research team dig up some childhood

photos in which her wonderfully misshapen

schnozzola (below, at age 16 in 1988)

is identical to today's.

FunFact: Cameron Diaz was a cheerleader

back in the day.