Swaba Soaper — World's most technical hand dishwashing system

Say what?

From the website:

Swaba Soaper™

You’ll wash dishes faster when the dishwashing liquid mixes with water right on the faucet

No messy bottles of dishwashing liquid need clutter your sinktop after you attach the Swaba Soaper to your kitchen faucet!

No waste either.

At a push of a button it automatically measures and mixes soap (from its 2-oz. reservoir) with the flowing water and dispenses it through its own separate faucet outlet (so there’s no contamination of drinking water).

Pull the button out to revert to water-only flow.

Your faucet attachments can be connected above or below the Soaper.

Fits all kitchen faucets and can be used in the bathroom too, with liquid hand soap.

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Hey, I don't make these things up: I just bring them to your attention.

Please, don't soap — erm, shoot — the messenger.

This device is so far above my TechnoDolt™ pay grade I've gotta wear shades.

Wait a minute... that's not right.

A scuba mask?

I've gotta wear a scuba mask?

How's that gonna help me see better?

Unless I'm going under.

Which may well be the case.

$24.99 (dishwashing liquid not included).