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August 30, 2006
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Well, what are you?
A man or a mouse?
Take the test and find out.
Me, I prefer a different question (posed to me one day on the phone by an aggressive saleswoman with a "Can't Miss" investment opportunity back in the day before I put my name on the government's "Do-Not-Call" list and miraculously stopped receiving dolt-head calls like this), namely, "Well, Dr. Stirt, what are you: a Donald Trump or a Donald Duck? Hmm? Are you a Trump — or a duck?"
"A duck," I replied.
Q. What's the shortest known interval of time?
A. That elapsed between my answer and her phone slamming down.
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STOP PRESS — At 3:08 p.m. today Brian Nelson commented on this post as follows:
"Joe, Maybe you should mention that this alphamaleassessment costs $49US. That way people won't have to register just to find out they don't want to pay the bucks to take the test. (Like me.)"
Brian, you know there are two things in this world I listen to and obey religiously: my readers and my Rice Krispies.
Not necessarily in that order, of course.
But I digress.
Your suggestion, therefore, was my command.
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Are you man or mouse? Squeak up!
Posted by: Skipweasel | Sep 1, 2006 2:59:48 PM
And please stay that way. The universe is lousy with Trumps. I'll give you ten Trumps for one stout-hearted duck.
Quack! (Uh-oh, shouldn't say that to a doctor. How about - Aflack!)
Posted by: Flautist | Aug 31, 2006 4:06:50 AM
And a fine duck you are, sir.
Posted by: Flautist | Aug 31, 2006 3:21:30 AM
Joe, Maybe you should mention that this alphamaleassessment costs $49US. That way people won't have to register just to find out they don't want to pay the bucks to take the test.
(like me).
Posted by: Brian | Aug 30, 2006 3:08:39 PM
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