Secret Cash Stash Personalized Key Ring

Say what?

Gee — that must be expensive, a place to cache cash that no one knows about, with your own name on it and all.

Think again.

From the website:

Hide-a-Cash Key Ring

Emergency cash as near as your keys, yet perfectly hidden.

Just remove the cylinder from your key ring and shake — cash slides out.

Can't escape while on key ring.

We'll personalize yours with a first name or initials.

Specify name (limit 1 line, 15 letters/spaces) or initials (first, middle, last).

2-1/4" long.

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"Hide-a-Cash?"

Who names these things?

How do you spell "hideous?"

Hey, thanks.

Your choice of Solid Brass or Silver: $5.49 (note: contains no cash).