Tung Toos: 'Super-sour candy tattoos — for your tongue'

"6 Rockin' Flavors."

"80 Different Cool Tattoo Designs."

"Available at 1,000's of stores across the country."

What's not to like?

$27 for a box of goodness knows how many packages, in either Boys' or Girls' varieties.

Sell 'em at a markup to make your nut and after that it's just sweetness — erm, I mean sour — all over.