World's Skinniest Wallet

It's called "The Big Skinny."

That makes sense.

Above, two wallets each containing the same number of cards and bills.

Guess which one is "The Big Skinny?"

Wow — you're really smart.

I can't believe you waste your time here at this bozo site.

Mysteries never cease.

But I digress.

From the website:

The Skinniest, Sleekest, Strongest, Sexiest Wallet in the World

• "Made from the advanced microfiber material that Prada made famous"

• Multiple extra-wide pockets allow filling without overfilling

• Clear window pocket for fast thumb access to picture ID

• Designed to hold 20 credit cards plus cash

• Measures 1/8" thin x 4.25"L x 3.1" W

• Sophisticated design

• Easier on your back

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In (from the top down) Tuxedo Black, Navy Blue or Desert Khaki.

Skinny price, too: $19.95.

[via Stewart K from Hawaii — "Aloha" back at ya, bro!]