Knife-and-Fork Chopsticks

From the website:

Fusion Flatware

Designed so you can "eat in any language," these 10"-long chopsticks feature a fork and knife on one end.

Made of tough, food-safe polystyrene, they are reusable and dishwasher-safe.

Knife-edges are serrated and chopsticks have textured ends to ease picking up food.

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Six sets (i.e., 12 pieces total) are $34.99.

Here's a nifty bookofjoe innovation for whomever would like to make a nice chunk of change: create knitting needles that double as a knife and fork, à la the flatware featured above.

Because even the most fanatic picker-up of stitches needs to take a fuel break every now and then.