Hands-Free Action-at-a-Distance Remote Car Starter/Thermometer

But wait — there's more!

"Not content to just turn your car on, this remote-start system's key fob receives messages from your vehicle that tell you whether it's running, locked or unlocked — even the temperature inside!"

Finally.

This device will start your car when you're over a quarter-mile away.

That should do for even the most paranoid.

$219.

[via the September issue of Popular Science magazine]