Johnny-Light — 'Aim to please, even in the dark!'

The product's tagline isn't half bad but it doesn't begin to make up for that dreadful name.

I mean, come on: pre-schoolers given this to play with could do better.

From websites:

Johnny-Light™

Unique Johnny-Light toilet seat floods the bowl with soft green light when the lid is lifted, preventing nighttime accidents.

Helpful for potty-training children and a great reminder to lower the seat when finished.

Uses 2 AAA batteries (included).

Fits standard toilets.

Plastic.

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I've still got two openings for next spring's bookofjoe Product Naming Seminar™: whoever thought this one up ought to get their deposit in yesterday.

$14.