Bow-Lingual Dog Translator

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From the website:

Your Dog Has Something To Tell You!

Now you can find out what your dog has been trying to tell you.

Translates your dog's barks into one of six emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on guard, assertive or needy.

Provides a phrase matched to the emotion to represent what your dog might say if it could speak.

"Home Alone" mode allows the system to translate while you are away (up to 12 hours).

Bow-Lingual maintains a record of the 100 most recent barks.

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$79.99.

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Much more in a very detailed review here.