WWBD?

Indeed.

From the website:

What Would Bacon Do? Deluxe Spin Folder

A good folder not only holds your important papers, but also provides some form of entertainment to get you through those droning lectures and meetings.

Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick something.

This 9-1/2" x 12" glossy folder features classic spinner technology: just flick the spinner and watch it twirl round and round before stopping on an amusing phrase.

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$4.95.

Oracle of Bacon, call your office: your accessory is in.