Xcuse Box

From the website:

Xcuse™ Box — Background noise to make an excuse believable

Can‘t get off the phone?

Xcuse Box to the rescue!

Just push a button and you'll have a full minute of background noise to present one of 10 believable excuses to go.

The person on the other end of the phone will hear a crying baby, static and disconnect message, police/fire siren, emergency call, construction zone, bad weather, airline delay, auto repair shop, aircraft taking off or urgent call on the other line!

Easy to carry — just under 3" long.

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What is the sound of a dog eating your homework?

$12.95.