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January 19, 2007

Skid Mark Brief Safe

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Ewwww!

From the website:

    The "Brief Safe"

    The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling.

    Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion.

    Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room — even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

    Made in USA.

    One size.

    Color: White (and Brown).

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$39.95.

Full disclosure: I found this item on a Baylor University (Go Bears!) fan site, part of a suggestion for Michael Vick as an alternative to hiding his stash in a Water Bottle Safe.

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LOLOL, I thought I had the perfect stash idea but apparently not... That would be the very last place I would look for anything, If I was a thief I might look around for something to pick them up with...

Jay

Posted by: Jay Blume | Oct 29, 2009 2:38:45 PM

I love these, very cool stuff. There's also a sandal safe available somewhere that lets you stash your dough in a compartment hidden in sandals. Very cool products.

Posted by: Cool Stuff | Dec 7, 2008 9:41:11 PM

I have some cheese and peanut briefs for sale they are not for the weak at all also do customize any order I stand behind my items I sell and abide by all rules???So if interested drop me a line I`ll be sure to fill your order and also have a sister who could help some fill their needs we aim to please to give you the cheese thanks for reading my add Mikel

Posted by: Mikel | May 4, 2007 2:55:33 PM

I have 6 pair right now I'll let go for $1 a apiece. 2 chili-night specials. 4 cheese and salsa

Posted by: booger | Jan 31, 2007 5:49:08 PM

Eh. I don't know if they would work. If I saw those while burglarizing a place, i would gingerly pick them up to toss at my burglar friend.

Posted by: 915 | Jan 25, 2007 2:05:12 PM

You can still wear them, right?

Posted by: Butchie | Jan 25, 2007 12:44:29 PM

It is entirely unlike me to be indelicate, but, you know, this curiosity, the appearance of actual, not fake, skidmarks in the drawers, it does bring up a question...

Oh, never mind. Forget it, do. Let us talk only of daisies and singing birds and cotton candy!

Posted by: Flautist | Jan 25, 2007 10:37:42 AM

Not a good item for someone with Heisenberg's syndrome and actual brown skidmarks on all underwear.

Posted by: Rolf | Jan 25, 2007 9:05:18 AM

pecunia non olet

Posted by: bellobello | Jan 25, 2007 3:55:27 AM

You put your weed in there!

Posted by: XuYu | Jan 24, 2007 9:31:47 PM

may not work in 3rd world country!

Posted by: Charles Burney | Jan 24, 2007 8:29:42 PM

I know where they got the idea for this.

Posted by: commando | Jan 24, 2007 6:09:24 PM

Gotta love it!! Just a little envious I didn't think of it. I wrote an article, Amazing Underwear Facts!, in which most of the respondents stated they went "commando". Any suggestions what slight of hand they could use to deceive criminals??..

Posted by: lsg | Jan 24, 2007 5:59:37 PM

Do you think they could come up with a "period stain" version for girls? Tad more plausible and they could sell them in His and Her's Brief Safe Packs.

Posted by: Inkette Anne | Jan 19, 2007 5:16:00 PM

Aaaaaahhhhh! Oh God! My eyes, my eyes!! No, no, it can't be. But it IS! The apocalypse is here, and it's here NOW!

And as an aside, almost totally unrelated and personal (natch) note, one morning last week I awakened from one of those little dreamlets that you have when you're not quite yet fully conscious, and I heard myself saying, "Well, I have to wonder if Richard Widmark ever got called Richard Skidmark when he was a kid..."

Just struck me as hilarious, at the time. You had to be there. I'll go now.

Posted by: Flautist | Jan 19, 2007 1:47:08 PM

I will never steal again! This imagery will haunt me forever.

Posted by: Moishe | Jan 19, 2007 11:58:33 AM

If you want even more odd places to hide stuff, look for "stash cans". Obviously they can be found on less reputable sites, but they're pretty cool.
Like these: http://www.riverdaleorganics.com/cansafes.html (or just google "stash cans")

Posted by: UnbiasedBias | Jan 19, 2007 9:21:16 AM

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