Bizarro World Auction at bookofjoe — TechnoDolt™ to be sold to highest bidder

What a great name for a website (yo, Nick Denton, text your office, your newest creation is being born as you read these words... but I digress).

What's that?

You wouldn't pay one red cent for this dross?

I always said you were smart – but I digress yet again.

You win!

Congratulations — where would you like me to send your prize?

Wait a minute, joe — you don't send it to the winner: the winner uses it as is.

Doh.

I wonder if, in the Bizarro World, they say "hoD" instead....