Floating Ping-Pong Table

Waterproof, too.

Doh!

From the website:

Floating Waterproof Table Tennis

Stay cool while playing a heated game of table tennis in the pool.

This 54"L x 27"W floating table keeps the fun in the water.

The table features a hard surface for solid slap shots, while the soft sides make it safe for passing swimmers.

You can also use as a tabletop game outside the pool, whether on the patio or in the house.

Includes oversized floating paddles, net with supports and three regulation balls.

• It all floats — paddles, balls and table all float, so they're always within reach

• Pool or poolside — versatile floating game can also be set up on a tabletop in the rec room or on the porch

• Hard surface, soft sides — the table's hard surface allows for fast game play, while the soft sides make it safe for those who swim close to the action

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$69.95.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: Flautist, we'll be installing a pool so you can get going ASAP.