Massage Mouse

From the website:

Massage Mouse

Hands-free electronic massage feels like the fingers of a Chinese massage therapist.

Unlike other handheld massagers, Massage Mouse doesn’t make you stretch and strain to reach the aching muscles on your back.

Designed so it can be used anywhere, it’s so compact you can keep it on your desk and use the base as a document holder.

Powered by a 9-volt battery, Massage Mouse can be used anywhere, even while you work at your computer.

You'll enjoy a deep massage that relieves muscle tension and discomfort in as little as 20 minutes.

Just put the reusable massage pads in place and relax as the adjustable-intensity massage changes from tapping to grabbing to kneading.

It changes randomly in frequency and duration so skin and muscles won't become desensitized to the massage.

FDA-registered and safe for healthy people.

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When people walk by and ask how come you're wired to your document holder, it might be best to pretend you don't speak the language.

$49.95.