Speak Geek? Street Cred Slide-On Eyeglass Visor

You ain't got this, you ain't got #&Ô%!

From the website:

Slide-On Eyeglass Visor

Unique slide-on visor slips over eyeglasses — for great sun protection that won't ruin your hairstyle!

No bulky bands or tight elastic; just slip the side loops through eyeglass earpieces for easy summer comfort.

Machine wash, air dry.

Nylon and terry.

8-1/4" long.

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I can't speak for you but me, my future's so bright I got no choice but to order one of these yesterday.

"Won't ruin your hairstyle!" — be still my heart.

$4.99 (no — glasses not included. Sheesh.).