Synthetic Breathing Kitten

About time, what?

I mean, they cranked out what, four breeds of puppies before turning to the feline side?

What took 'em so long?

From websites:

Interactive Stuffed Animals — So Lifelike They Actually "Breathe"

Have you ever wished you could walk into a pet store and walk home with a pet that you can love and pet unconditionally? Especially if that pet came without the expense of buying food and vet visits, or the chore of walking and feeding them daily? Now you can have that ideal pet with these sweet sleeping Zzz Animals!

These charming little baby animals are so amazingly lifelike you may forget they are not real as they lie sleeping on your hearth or next to your chair. Their little midsections rise and fall as they "breathe" — and if you listen really close you might hear a slight snoring sound.

These babies offer real pet ownership without the work or the expense that comes with owning a live puppy or kitten. You don't have to worry about remembering to feed them, walk them, take them to the doctors' office or put flea repellent on them. Nor do they require cleaning-up-after, shots, litter boxes or responsibility.

There are also no behavioral issues because they are exceptionally well behaved — no whining, shedding, messing!
What's more, this lovable pet makes a great companion anywhere you wish to take it — any home, office, dorm or nursing home.

This "pet" is hand crafted with synthetic fur that is super soft, and its breathing is powered by two D batteries (one set included). It also comes with its own adoption certificate (to make the pet officially yours), a collar, bed and pet carrier.

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Orange Tabby or Black & White, each $29.99.