Screaming Wacky Chimp Alarm Clock

Don't laugh too hard: 99.4% of a chimpanzee's DNA is identical to yours.

From the catalog and website:

Screaming Wacky Chimp Alarm Clock

You won't try any monkey business when this Screaming Wacky Chimp Alarm Clock goes off.

Classic-looking clock propels you out of bed with loud, realistic screeching from the cute little chimp on the face.

If you ever want to hear the screaming after you're fully awake, just push the monitor button on the back.

With on/off switch, thank goodness.

Uses 3 AA batteries (included).

7" tall.

$13.98.