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August 28, 2007
Flowbee Precision Haircutting System
Look at the photo above.
What do you see?
It's a guy giving himself a haircut, according to the website on which it appears, that of the Flowbee Precision Haircutting System.
Not 18 minutes had elapsed after this past Sunday's Hair Cutting Comb appeared here than I heard from my Left Coast correspondent, Russ Thomson of Los Angeles, with this nifty alternative to the lower-priced version I'd just featured.
The choice is yours.
Or $4.98.
Although I must say that after reading on the Flowbee website that "The system is so simple and precise, you can give yourself a perfect cut even with your eyes closed!" I'm tempted to abandon all restraint and order a Flowbee.
Bonus: "The Flowbee may be used on pets with a pet attachment. Your pet should be shampooed and all mats brushed out before you Flowbee your pet. Please note when cutting your pet's coat down to 1/2" inch it is essential to use the pet attachment. This will keep the pet's skin in place. Do not try to cut more than 1/2" inch of hair off at a time."
"This will keep the pet's skin in place" — Yoiks!
Better abre los ojos before you tackle Fido.
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I chase my cats with a vacuum just for fun! It is the only thing that even phases the fat one..I saw her leap from the floor to the top of the refrigerator to escape the wrath of evil scary sucker machine.
Posted by: clifyt | Aug 28, 2007 1:31:24 PM
A Fido would just become disenchanted with the procedure and take off like a rocket. The interesting question is, will someone attempt to tackle a Fluffy with that thing? In which case, keeping one's own human skin in place would eclipse all other concerns.
Posted by: Flautist | Aug 28, 2007 9:45:09 AM
