HandFree Party Plate

'Bout time.

This'll have to do until next century when we've mastered low-cost levitation — only then will the HandsFree iteration appear.

But I digress.

From the website:

HandFree™ Picnic Plates

HandFree™ Picnic Plates hold your food and drink all in one hand, leaving your other hand free to use your fork or shake hands with a new acquaintance.

Divided plastic plate also keeps foods from mingling while you mingle.

Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Set of 8 plates.

11" diameter.

Reusable.

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Bag the party or picnic — one of these plates will be treadmillside ("to the left, to the left" — but I digress yet again) this coming football season here at bookofjoe World Headquarters™.

That glassholder looks seriously capable, what?

Four Aqua + four Red or eight White ones cost $15.99.