Today is National Left-Handers' Day – 'Celebrate your right to be left-handed'

That's right: Monday, August 13, 2007 marks the 16th annual Left- Handers' Day.

Festivities here at bookofjoe World Headquarters™ include:

• Watching the grass grow outside the window in front of my treadmill

• Observing the growth of my fingernails when that gets old

• Praying for just a smidge of technical competence to somehow take root

• Working with Humphrey on Episode 2 of his treadmill series

• Wondering who wrote the book of love

Those are just the ones that immediately come to mind — trust me, there's a whole lot more going on....