SpongeBob SquarePants Clock Radio

At $29.99 it's about 1% of the price of the ET iteration featured here on September 16, 2007 but I must say I prefer this goofy number.

Can you imagine how much better it would be to smash that idiotstick snooze head than the usual flat bar?

I can.

I want one of these in the worst way.

From the website:

Memorex Electronics SpongeBob SquarePants AM/FM Clock Radio

Wake up with SpongeBob SquarePants with this spectacular AM/FM Clock Radio.

You'll hear a variety of quirky sounds and noises that will urge you to wake up and get going.

Whether you live in a house, an apartment or a pineapple under the sea, you'll enjoy pleasant SpongeBob fun.

Need some more sleep?

Push down the retractable SpongeBob snooze head for just a few more minutes of slumber.

The clock is enclosed in a soft-touch, sponge-like exterior and features an AM/FM radio, so you can listen to your favorite tunes whenever you want.

Features:

• Retractable SpongeBob snooze option lets you get a few more minutes of precious sleep

• Quirky sounds get you out of bed with a smile on your face

• SpongeBob's eyes automatically rise during wake-up mode

• Features a blue backlit digital display with dimmer control

• AM/FM radio tunes in to your favorite stations

• Includes AUX line input for MP3 players