Al Gore-approved Dunhill Solar Panel Bag

What with today's awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to the earth-balancing, chad-challenging loser of the 2000 presidential election, Dunhill seems spot-on with its introduction earlier this year of this exclusive bag.

From the Dunhill website:

Avorities™ Solar Panel Bag

Solar panels on the side of the Avorities Solar Panel Bag charge a discreetly-concealed battery, with which the busiest of men can ready his favourite gadgets for immediate use — mobiles, BlackBerries, MP3 Players and digital cameras.

Made from black and grey nylon and trimmed with black leather, the Avorities Solar Bag is a multifunctional accessory for the high-performing dad.

A set of adaptors makes sure that the battery can charge products from different brands.


Features:

• Discreetly concealed battery, charged via solar panels

• Black and grey nylon

• Black leather trim

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"Busiest of men?"

"High-performing dad?"

Excuse me, but you've just thrown half your prospective customers over the side....

£665.