Giant Sunglasses — Your future's so bright, you gotta wear Mega Shades

Yo, clifyt — these are so you.

From the website:

Mega Shades Giant Sunglasses

Hollywood stars wear sunglasses to blend in with the crowd, but there's no chance of that with these ocular attention-getters.

Each pair of plastic Mega Shades is over 10" wide, which definitely qualifies them as comically large.

In fact, these glasses are uproariously funny even to spinsters, curmudgeons and grumps!

Fits most adult faces.

$4.95.