'Good morning, madam' — Stephen Fry will wake you up

A bookofjoe World Exclusive™, just in from Simon Carr:

"Dear Joe: You were very nice about my clocks earlier in the year, and I'm emboldened thereby to send you news of the new version "Good Morning Madam" (also voiced by Stephen Fry). It's quite fun. 'Don't make it too girlie!', female customers said, and I hope it's not."

Your wake-up call's at www.voco.uk.com.

Tell Simon I sent you and he might even give you an autograph.

It's hard not to do whatever Simon says... wait a minute, that's rather catchy — but I digress.

The reason?

Back in May, after I featured Simon's first speaking clock, he wrote, "The book of Joe. It's a sort of Elysium Fields. You aren't the eponymous Joe, are you, by any chance?"

Be still my heart.

Elysium Fields is precisely what it's all about.

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