Official bookofjoe Drip-Free Safety Umbrella

Be still my heart.

From the website:

Drip-Free Safety Umbrella

Rainy, foggy conditions call for this neon Safety Umbrella with reflector top.

Stay dry with the broad brim and see what's ahead through the clear panel.

Super-strong nylon with extra struts for wind resistance.

Built-in drip guard eliminates wet messes on the floor.

Safety tips — no dangerous points.

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That drip guard looks weird, what?

$12.