Drinking Glasses

I so want these.

"Make people laugh while drinking your beverage! This straw sits as glasses on your face and when you sip, the liquid swirls around your eyes!"

Huh.

Seeing as they already laugh while I'm drinking my beverage, I can't see how this would alter my life significantly — but that's not the point, is it?

Inquire within.

If I didn't know better I'd swear that's Bill Gates at age twelve.