Lighted Toilet Wars — Episode 2: Toi-Light

Episode 1 back on October 22, 2006 featured the Johnny-Light.

Things have been hoppin' and poppin' since then out back in the lighted toilet skunk works.

Today Steve Berry brings news of a major breakthrough, called the Toi-Light (above and below).

He wrote, "I found this really cool toilet light. Unlike the Johnny-Light, this light can be used on more than just your toilet. It works great on your front door, bedside, baby's crib, RV, etc... Check it out!

You bet, Steve: the ink isn't even dry here (wait a minute, that's not right...) and my crack (Oy!) research team is already hard at it, looking into your submission.

Is it just me or do the Toi-Light graphics emanate from Second Life?

Very cool indeed.

But I digress.

From the Toi-Light website (dunno, might have to do some work on that name, what? But I digress yet again):
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Toi-Light

The Toi-Light is a toilet light that easily attaches to your toilet.

To use it, you simply step on a weight-sensitive pad and the light turns on!

Kit includes floor pad, cord and bulb (below).

Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).

Uses and benefits:

• Can also illuminate the front door, bedside, and cribside

• Assists the elderly and handicapped

• Makes a great gift for all occasions

• Aids in potty training young ones

In the bathroom [top]:

• Illuminates toilet bowl when you step on the pad (may be placed under bathroom mat)

• Energy efficient; most night lights waste electricity all night long

• Makes bathroom easy to use at night

• Great for potty training young ones

• Assists the elderly and handicapped

• Avoid embarrasing fall-ins

For the front door:

Illuminates the keyhole when you step on the pad (may be placed under the door mat)

• Find the lock at night and open the door

• Find the key you need to use with ease

By the bedside:

• Illuminates the bedside when you get up and stand on the pad (may be
placed under any rug)

• Find your way to the bathroom or other room in your house

• Safely get out of bed

For the baby crib:

• Find your baby's pacifier or favorite blankie without waking him/her

• Check on your baby without disturbing him/her with bright lights

• Illuminates when you step on the pad (under any rug)
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Do me one small favor: If I buy one for my front door, don't pee on it.

Please?

I'm asking nicely.

Don't force me into sending you a cease and desist letter.

$19.99.