Meet James Altucher

My favorite Financial Times columnist (above) — whose stature is only enhanced by his resolute refusal to acknowledge my emails — will meet and greet his fans today at Zen Burger (465 Lexington Avenue near 45th Street in New York City) at 12 noon Eastern time.

Wrote Altucher in this morning's FT, "They serve 'chicken, beef, tuna,' etc. but none of it is real. It's all vegetarian and tastes excellent. The grand opening is today and I'll be holding 'office hours' at 12 pm if anyone wants to try out this place with me and talk stocks for a while."