Meet the new board member (same as the old bored member)

I read a few months back that NASDAQ is now encouraging people to apply for positions on the boards of its listed companies.

I had the crack research team look into this but they came up empty.

No matter, lack of information never hindered me before so why should it do so now?

Anyway.

I hereby apply for a position on the board of directors.

NASDAQ, NYSE, ASE, it doesn't matter where your company's listed.

Not listed?

No problema.

Who wouldn't want me sitting around their big conference table, passing notes and making funny faces?

I'm quite good at it.

Trust me....