Talking Pedometer

Wonder if it could pass the Turing test — if so, it'd be a heckuva lot better than listening to myself sweat.

Wait a minute....

From the website:

Talking Pedometer

This clever exercise companion announces out loud the precise distance traveled, calories burned and elapsed time of your workout.

It also displays the same information on a large, easy-to-read LCD screen.

Attaches securely while you exercise — clips to belt or waistband.

Perfect for runners, walkers and hikers.

Uses 2 button cell batteries (included).

Talk function can be switched off.

$25.