Toilet Tunes — 'Automatic bathroom entertainment'

I wouldn't touch that with a pair of Hot Orange Tater Mitts.

But I digress.

From the website:

Toilet Tunes™ Automatic Bathroom Entertainment

Wireless sound machine plays automatically when the lid is up, shuts off when it's down.

Just peel and stick sensor under the lid — no cords or plugs.

Enjoy music (soothing jazz, Latin guitar, modern techno/pop) or nature sounds (rain, ocean waves, mountain stream).

Provides privacy and helps remind guys to keep the seat down.

Sensor is waterproof and washable, with automatic and manual mode.

Requires 1 C and 3 AAA batteries (not included).

7" x 5" x 2".

Plastic.

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"Nature sounds" — no, better just leave it alone.

$29.98.