4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker — 'One-Handed Picnic'

That's what Adam P. Knave put in the subject box of his email just in, containing a link to this singular product.

"It's a hot dog maker, steamer, egg boiler and popcorn maker in one! No fat or oil is required, so it's a healthier way to cook. Also includes warming spikes for hot dog buns. Plugs into standard outlet."

They had me at the warming spikes for hot dog buns.

Originally $39.95 but for some strange reason now reduced to $29.48.

Laugh all you like but once these go up here, they'll be gone in a Reykjavik minute.