Toe Flexers — 21st-Century Brass Knuckles?

The way I see it, what with the growing popularity of Thai boxing and various other martial arts involving all four extremities, a reiteration of this product in metal might just be the new new thing.

From the website:
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Toe Flexers

Toe Flexers give you stronger, healthier, more beautiful feet in just 10 minutes a day!

Long a dancer's secret, now you can benefit from this unique exercise device.

Wear the comfy pair while relaxing, watching TV or even napping — the Achilles tendons are stretched to relieve the discomfort of hammertoes, bunions and other foot maladies.

As circulation and flexibility improve, foot pain is lessened.

Includes exercise chart.
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Wait a minute... what's that music I'm hearing?

$12.98 a pair.