'This is not your suitcase' — Ray Earhart channels René Magritte

joehead Ray Earhart finally had enough of the scrum around the baggage carousel waiting for his checked luggage to appear.

As befits a bookofjoe constant reader, he did something about it.

Long story short: look at the photo above.

You can do it — Ray can help.

Ray's really smart.

For example, he knows that any time an announcement in the airport begins, "For your convenience," what follows will always make things less — not more — convenient.

In the interest of efficiency Ray suggests they began all such announcements "For your inconvenience," so as to spare us the requisite mental translation.

But I digress.

You'll find his step-by-step illustrated tutorial on how to create your very own one-off bag here.

If you need further advice, hey, Ray is there 24/7/365, waiting for your email.

Tell him I sent you — he has a great sense of humor and it'll make him laugh really hard.