Star Trek Communicator — Your iPhone is so last century

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Star Trek™ Communicator — 'Enterprise, this is Kirk'

Your ultimate Star Trek adventure isn't complete until you've beamed aboard this life-size original series communicator that features sound effects and nine voice clips from the series.

Each of these limited edition collectibles features a pop-open design and deluxe window-box packaging.

Don't get caught on your next away mission without one of these handy lifesavers.

Can be configured to call you back.

Order yours and live the dream of owning your own Star Trek Communicator!

Along with beeping sounds, the 9 different voice phrases include:

• "Enterprise, this is Kirk." (Captain Kirk)

• "Spock here, Captain." (Spock)

• "Bridge here, Captain."

• "Transporter room ready to beam up."

• "Bridge, this is the captain." (Captain Kirk)

• "Enterprise to Mr. Spock."

• "Captain, shall I beam down an armed party?" (Spock)

• "Scotty here, Captain." (Scotty)

• "Your signal is very weak; can you turn up your gain?" (Spock)

Other features include:

• Cycle through all 9 phrases — to play all the sayings from Kirk, Spock, Scotty and Uhura, just press and hold the button under the blue light for 3 seconds.

• Be hailed by the Enterprise — hold down the button under the red light for 5 seconds, then quickly close the communicator. A few seconds later your communicator will start to beep and once you open it, Spock will ask if he can beam down an armed landing party.

• Quick flip-open activation — a motor inside the communicator will start spinning and an activation sequence will play when you flip open the gold communicator lid.

With pop-open design, glossy painted base and vac-metal shield.

2 AAA batteries included.

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$22.89.