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July 22, 2008
Finally — Help for the hopelessly indecisive
Mattel's gone and done all the heavy lifting for you.
All you have to do is click where it says "Shake Me!!" and all will be revealed.
Considering how things have been going lately you probably couldn't do any worse using this for life guidance.
I'm just saying, is all....
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Note added just 13 minutes after this post went up: Already two people have emailed me complaining that when they followed my instructions above and clicked "where it says 'Shake Me!!'" the only thing that happened was the picture got bigger.
They want their money back.
Whad'ya think, gang — should I give 'em a refund?
And if so, how much?
I await your guidance.
It would appear that TechnoDolt™-level does not define — contrary to what I've been led to believe — the absolute bottom of the virtual food chain.
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Me too, me too, what Milena said -- only I want mine to say "To the best person on earth, I'm sure I owe everything to you, how can I ever repay you, it's not possible, there just isn't enough money or anything, and since I can't, here is this picture, which I give you with my undying devotion, which I hope you will keep with you always as a tiny remembrance of your cosmic importance." Then, "Your fan, Joe"
Posted by: Flautist | Jul 22, 2008 10:18:50 PM
Listen, you don't have to refund the money I spent on this crappy eight ball. I'll settle for an autographed photo of yours. Make it out to Milena with love from Joe please.
Posted by: Milena | Jul 22, 2008 8:56:34 PM
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