Halloween teeth that fit — Episode 2: Cheap at 25 times the price

Back on May 18, 2005, I featured what was then the new new thing in cosmetic dentistry: slip-on teeth made by a dentist the day of your visit.

At $1,500 to $2,500 they seemed a steal compared to the price of a real cosmetic dentistry makeover.

That was then, this is now.

From the dental skunkworks comes a 2008 iteration that will set you back only $39.98 — no ups.

Bonus: You don't even have to leave home to get them 'cause you order online and they're delivered right to your front door.

From the website:
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Cosmetic Teeth®

For a beautiful smile without expensive trips to the dentist

Just mold over upper teeth and clip into position.

Hides gaps and crooked teeth.

Wear while smoking or drinking (not for eating), won't affect speaking.

Fits securely and comfortably over teeth, bondings, veneers and crowns.

For sizing, measure width of four front teeth:

Small: 1-1/8"W.

Large: 1-5/16"W.
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$39.98.

Why pay more?