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August 14, 2008

Bark-N-Bat — "Avoid a bad case of 'slobber hands'"

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From the website:

    Bark-N-Bat

    The Bark-N-Bat is a sturdy bat and scoop in one.

    Scoop up the tennis ball (included), flick it up and whack that baby 120 feet or more to give Scout a good run.

    Then scoop it up off the ground and hit it again — without touching it — just in case you’re at the church picnic and will be eating with your hands or shaking hands with the reverend.

    Durable plastic.

    27"L.

$15.

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I prefer a Chuck-It, myself, since it comes as one piece (no extra bat equipment needed) and has a nice little curve to it, easy to throw overhand of underhand.

Posted by: KJ | Aug 15, 2008 11:32:56 AM

Comedic perfection! LOL :)

Posted by: what'sinaname? | Aug 14, 2008 11:32:02 PM

What if you took this Bark-n-Bat and maybe loaded it up with a tennis ball wrapped in bacon, maybe covered with something else... I don't know... maybe more bacon -- since chockie is toxic to dawgs, it's out -- and whacked it around for a pooch to chase. You'd never EVER, EVER have the problem of the little shit not bringing the ball back to you, eventually, 'cause after he ate the hide off it, he'd be rarin' to go for another shot at that amazing tasty round thing. And here's the thing -- you could call it Bac-N-Bat. Or, if you're marketing high-end, Steak-n-Bat. Middle-end, Cheese-n-Bat. Low-end? -- Rat-n-Bat. (Whoever is thinking Cat-n-Bat should have their mind washed out with Lava Soap and used litter crystals.)

Posted by: Flautist | Aug 14, 2008 5:08:52 PM

Is it possible to hit someone on the head with that kind of velocity whereby the person on the receiving end could be damaged for life or at least an hour and go mad enough to come after you with another bat?

Posted by: jon | Aug 14, 2008 4:00:37 PM

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