'If you have bad plastic surgery, it looks like you were brought up poor in L.A. and didn't make it. If it's good, you just look like somebody else' — John Waters

I was gonna post this as a bookofjoe MoneyMaker™ on the grounds that a penny saved is better than a penny earned — because you don't have to work to save a penny.

Which, by the way, is the only thing of value my dad ever said.

For what that's worth.