Giant Inflatable Alien — Might even make the cop laugh and not give you a ticket for using the HOV lane

From the website:

Giant Inflatable Alien

Do you need to skip out of work early?

Need a long lunch?

Or perhaps you want your boss to think you work long hours.

Just put this giant inflatable alien in your desk chair and see if anyone notices.

We have a hunch she'll be just as productive as you are.

Stands six feet tall, with three extra-long spooky fingers.

A great gag gift for those who walk around with aluminum foil hats.

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Green (Doh!).

$12.89.