Tighty Whitey

From the website:

Tighty Whitey

Hey, Homey... aren't you showing a little too much of those undies?

Take a hint, Home Boy: your tightey whities don't cut it with the baggy look!

Unique one-piece design includes authentic athletic top, real denim pants and very noticeable skivvies.

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Am I the only one here who thinks Flautist might pop for these?

And another thing: absent a zipper in back, are you supposed to get in and out through the neckhole?

See, joe, that's why you need us: of course not.

What do you think the armholes are for?

If you're left-handed you use the left one and if you're right-handed use the right.

Silly Billy.

But I have mixed dominance.

Go away.

$34.98.