Animated Singing Turtle — 21st century pet rock?

From the website:

Animated Singing Turtle

This pint-sized Zen master sings wise words: "Slow down, you move too fast," bobbing his head along to the 1970’s classic "Feelin’ Groovy/The 59th Street Bridge Song."

His mouth synchs up with the words as he crawls across your desk or floor.

Requires three AA batteries (not included).

Sound or switch activated.

Plastic.

12"L.

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"... desk or floor?"

Surely they jest.

Think outside the typical animated singing turtle space.

Take your time.

You're not going anywhere.

$15.95.