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December 23, 2008

BehindTheMedspeak: Nose Filter

Kl

That's different.

Long story short: It's a device you stick up your nose to prevent inhaling stuff that makes you miserable.

From the website:

    Nose Filter

    Tired of coughing and sneezing your way through the day?

    Whether you battle dirt and dust, air pollution, hay fever or allergens, nothing stops respiratory distress faster and easier than the Nosk Nose Filter.

    Twin soft nasal filters gently slip into the nostrils to help block and stop the substances that irritate and aggravate.

    Virtually invisible to those around you, a thin translucent plastic strip holds the Nosk Nose Filter securely in place, so whether you’re jogging, mowing the lawn or just enjoying nature, you can do the things you enjoy without sneezing and coughing.

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"Virtually..." — aye, there's the rub.

Sj898

I can't speak for you but from where I stand that little thingie hanging out of her nostril seems kind of disturbing, like it was snot or some such unmentionable.

And smiling while it just hangs there, I dunno.... if I were interviewing her I'd have trouble concentrating on what she was saying, meanwhile doing my level best not to stare at her nose while trying to figure out exactly what that thing was.

Set of 10: $29.95.

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Product description can be modified slightly:

Long story short: It's a device you stick up your nose to prevent inhaling stuff that makes you miserable and getting laid.

Posted by: dsevil | Dec 26, 2008 8:21:19 AM

wow, that's kinda scary, another sci-fi distopian fiction turned reality.

Posted by: johnjohn | Dec 24, 2008 2:17:17 PM

If it were to actually beat my fall allergies, then I'm in. Better than drugs or bronchitis from all the phlegm, and to me it seems a lot better than that nasty "neti pot."

Hey- paint the thing gold and stick that chick in any major city and she'd fit right in. Everyone would just think it was a nose ring!

Posted by: Lilorfnannie | Dec 23, 2008 6:26:42 PM

Isn't that what nose hairs are for?

Posted by: rhea | Dec 23, 2008 5:22:04 PM

DO NOT WANT. (cute nose though)

Posted by: Russ | Dec 23, 2008 2:05:11 PM

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