Cat Butt Meowing Pencil Sharpener

Yikes!

From Lilorfnannie of my crack research team (eewww...) comes the video above to remove any doubt you may have about just how weird this item is.

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Cat Butt Meowing Pencil Sharpener

It kind of freaks us out that it "meows."

This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that this is the silliest and doubtless the most tasteless piece of desk paraphernalia that we have ever encountered here.

Two attributes, of course, that make showing it to you an absolute necessity.

Sigh.

There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow.

It’s a cat, you stick your pencil in its derrière, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil.

Your feline friend stands in his own litter tray which catches your pencil shavings.

Of course, not many people use pencils much these days, but this is perhaps the best reason there has ever been for going out and buying one right now.

A "meowing" sound chip is activated as you sharpen.

The cat is made of plastic.

Suitable for ages 16 years+.

Size: 15 x 12 x 4 cm (6" x 4.7" x 1.6").

No animals were harmed in the making of this product.

Don’t try sharpening your pencil in a real cat if you value your life.

Or even if you don’t, come to think of it.

A necessity for that boring office cubicle.

Sure to get a few laughs and a few looks of disgust.

The most unusual pencil sharpener

you will find on anyone's desk.
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White: $16.95.

Black: $19.95.