Cubicaller Cubicle Doorbell — 'A civilized way for visitors to announce their arrival at your cubicle entrance'

Makes perfect sense to me.

But then it would, wouldn't it?

Select from 12 different sounds and 3 volume levels.

Self-adhesive Velcro included.

Music blasting so loud through your earbuds you wouldn't hear it anyway?

No problema — Just put it on the back of your neck.

$14.99 (2 AAA batteries included, for a nice change).

If you're not up to ponying up for one, hey, no biggie: the marketers offer a whole host of no-cost alternatives here.

And if you're in the mood for annoying everyone around you right this minute, well, you're in luck: they offer a medley of all 12 sounds here.

I bet there are lots of these at the Googleplex.

Anyone sends me a picture from there, it goes right up if that's what you want.

Promise.

Or your money back.