Gift Box Surprise

The best surprise is no surprise — especially if you're prone to cardiac arrhythmias.

I hate it when people surprise me — I'm convinced one day I'll stroke out from the shock.

Anyway.

From the website:

Gift Box Surprise

Plastic gift box looks like a regular present but when someone opens it, out pops a gruesome laughing skull with glowing red eyes.

Scary sounds complete the effect.

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Bonus: You can listen to the scary sounds free here.

I was struck by the similarity to the noises emanating from my crack research team when they're really on a roll.

$6.98.