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April 18, 2009
Why a dog is better than a wife
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A nice variation on something someone said to me a few years ago, to wit: Why is a dog better than a wife?
Three reasons:
1. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.
2. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.
3. The longer you've been gone, the happier the dog is to see you.
[photo and trunk experiment via Delaney M.]
April 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM | Permalink
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Not married, right, Joe? Never have been? Never will be........?
Posted by: Pamela Daley | Apr 21, 2009 12:07:56 AM
The dog, female or he-male, is superior to a husband or a wife, 'cause it doesn't tell that stoopid joke.
Posted by: Flautist | Apr 19, 2009 9:53:23 PM
Taking into account the inherent sexism of this post, I have to assume that:
a. You have few female readers. Else there'd be some noteworthy lambasting going on. (I loved Randee's comeback though).
b. Your female readers are in tune with your quirky sense of humour and/or on vacation and therefore they have refrained from lambasting or else know nothing of this post.
Having said that, I have to add that there is no way that a dog is better than my husband. He is everything I never deserved but still got and hence, I've never contemplated putting him in the trunk. ;-)
Posted by: Milena | Apr 19, 2009 7:35:08 PM
Why is a dog better than a husband?
Put both in the trunk for an hour. When you open it up, which is the one that will say, "I was totally not scared! Do it again."
Meanwhile, the dog is long gone into the house for a drink of water.
Posted by: Randee | Apr 18, 2009 8:30:44 PM
sad
Posted by: rob | Apr 18, 2009 6:25:03 PM
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